Detroit
Joe’s Restaurant, located at 115 E. 9th St. has been a Newport staple
for several years now. Tucked away one block off of Monmouth, you almost have
to know it’s there and actively seek it out. I was in Northern Kentucky doing some
business and at the recommendation of a friend, decided I’d stop in and give
Detroit Joe’s a try for lunch.
With
an upscale décor and playing a satellite radio smooth jazz station, the
atmosphere is something of a relief from all the sports bars that litter ever
corner these days. Actual table cloths and cloth napkins add to the feeling of
quality that is reflected in the prices.
The
service was relaxed and very friendly, not rushed despite it being lunch time.
About half the people who walked in when I was there were greeted by name,
obvious regulars. The dining room is small and conversations carry but I was
able to read my book in relative peace while grooving on the music.
Burger
Of
course the reason for my visit was to check out the burger. Right up front it
was a pleasure all the way around. A 100% USDA prime beef patty, fresh, never
frozen, properly seasoned makes up the heart of the burger. The burger was
cooked well as I was not given an option but that didn’t really detract from it
all that much.
With some
amazingly fresh tomato and crisp lettuce to accompany the American cheese and
mayo, this is one of those burgers that run the risk of completely falling
apart in your hand as you eat it. But there was a little miracle there; the bun
actually held together and didn’t dissolve before I’d finished the burger. Perhaps
this was due to how well done it was, not having juices dripping freely. But
whatever the case, the bun was a wonderful surprise.
The burger
itself was very tasty. Granted, it took several bites to actually taste just
the burger as the tomato was the first thing that jumped out and made my taste
buds want to do a little dance. When I did get a bite of just burger, oh my
yes. It was properly seasoned and you could actually taste the quality of the
meat. The flavor quality led me to guess that maybe they were actually using a
70-30 piece of meat for a bolder taste.
I enjoyed the
burger so much that the basic restaurant fries or the bland homemade cole slaw
(which was a bit dry for my taste) didn’t matter at all. The burger was, as it
should be, the star of the show.
It is well worth
the effort to pull off Monmouth and find Detroit Joe’s on 9th St.
and try their burger. I greatly enjoyed it and left very, very full.